Do they even make dictionaries anymore?

My hot wife called me and asked me to pick up a dictionary on the way home from work for Josh’s homework.  What?! Huh?! 

 

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Can’t he just use an online dictionary?

“ I asked.  Well, no, apparently he has to do something with the guide words at the top of the page.  My journey took me first to Fred Meyer where they had a large print paperback for $22.  Too expensive for my taste.  I pulled out my WinMo phone and looked up Half Price books (something previously viewed, but never entered).  Only a couple miles away, so off I went.  There was a Dictionary/Thesaurus for $6.48 and a few kids books for the kids.  My new favorite store